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This section is for misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens). Misheard lyrics occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.

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Cast of 'Bjorn Again Live''s, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tangerine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.

The Story....

My sister and I took our mother for her birthday to see "Bjorn Again" last month. She had always loved ABBA and was the music that made her the happiest. So we had a great time singing and dancing during the show. But when we heard our mom sing 'tangerine' in the lyric, I just couldn't believe it. But the lyrics didn't matter as much as the feeling and the music, proven after seeing my mother smiling so big while she's singing about a fruit making a beat. Probably my biggest laugh all year.

Story about this misheard lyric by: mattLA

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1960s
Fontella Bass', "Rescue Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gasoline
or
Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Rescue me
Procol Harum's, "Homburg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving only ass-filled ashtrays
Original Lyrics:
Leaving only ash-filled ashtrays
 
1970s
Barry White's, "You See the Trouble with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a dead man who can't delay
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a deaf man who can't relay
Brotherhood of Man's, "Save Your Kisses for Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though it turns the other way
Original Lyrics:
Though it hurts to go away
John Lennon's, "Mind Games"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pushing the barrio
Original Lyrics:
Pushing the barrier
Mary Hopkin's, "If You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shall I catch a superstar?
Original Lyrics:
Shall I catch a shooting star?
Mungo Jerry's, "Long Legged Woman Dressed in Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a black
Original Lyrics:
Dressed in black
Paul And Linda McCartney's, "The Back Seat of My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still on the highway
Original Lyrics:
Speeding along the highway
Slade's, "Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It won't even slow
Original Lyrics:
It won't even show
Smith's, "Baby It's You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want no money, no money, baby it's you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want nobody, nobody, baby it's you.
Smith's, "Baby It's You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit alone an old man cried over you.
Original Lyrics:
I sit alone at home and cried over you.
Steely Dan's, "Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me chicken blue
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues
Steely Dan's, "Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Aladdin's milk and honey
or
In Amanda's milk and honey
or
In America's milk and honey
Original Lyrics:
In the land of milk and honey
The Manhattan Transfer's, "Operator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Borderline
Original Lyrics:
On the line
The Three Degrees', "Year of Decision"
Misheard Lyrics:
People have tried to set you free
Original Lyrics:
People have died to set you free
Three Dog Night's, "An Old-Fashioned Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming down in Freeport harmony
Original Lyrics:
Coming down in three-part harmony
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink up
Original Lyrics:
Breakdown
Wings', "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cedar Mountain School
Original Lyrics:
See a lamb at school
 
1980s
Alison Moyet's, "Weak in the Presence of Beauty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you know how tigers fly
Original Lyrics:
Well you know time can fly
Curiosity Killed The Cat's, "Ordinary Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't do nothing like...
Original Lyrics:
Can't do nothing right
Misheard Lyrics:
Swapped from a chandelier
or
S.W.A.T. from a chandelier
Original Lyrics:
Swung from a chandelier
Erasure's, "It Doesn't Have to Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are Budweiser
Original Lyrics:
You are on one side
Joe Jackson's, "Steppin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
eBay, steppin' out
Original Lyrics:
Me babe, steppin' out
Shannon's, "Give Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear crime in the darkness
Original Lyrics:
I hear crying in the darkness
The SOS Band's, "Just Be Good to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friends tell me I am praising
Original Lyrics:
Friends tell me I am crazy
 
1990s
Bobby Brown's, "Two Can Play That Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your kids
Original Lyrics:
Take your things
Bon Jovi's, "Real Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is repaid
Original Lyrics:
This is real pain
Brownstone's, "If You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Rooney
Original Lyrics:
If you love me
Eminem's, "My Name Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, Miami's hot
Original Lyrics:
Hi, my name is, what?
Erasure's, "Blue Savannah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometime in the early owls
Original Lyrics:
Sometime in the early hours
Hole's, "Doll Parts"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it's so real
or
I think I'm sorry
Original Lyrics:
I fake it so real
Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men's, "One Sweet Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I'll paste a little sink in heaven or Yes, I'll give you every single piece of heaven (Later) I know the sun will never shine the same
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I'll wait patiently to see you in heaven (Later) Although the sun will never shine the same
Take That's, "Back For Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the twist of separation you would seldom be free
Original Lyrics:
In the twist of separation you excelled at being free
Terence Trent D'Arby's, "Holding On to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was down 53 degrees
Original Lyrics:
She was down by street decree
The Corrs', "Runaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it's you
Original Lyrics:
Say it's true
They Might Be Giants', "Birdhouse in Your Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Which stood Milwaukee shores
Original Lyrics:
Which stood on rocky shores
 
2000s
Alien Ant Farm's, "Movies"
Misheard Lyrics:
At slow speed, Hocus Pocus
Original Lyrics:
At slow speed we all seem focused
David Guetta feat. Kelly Rowland's, "When Love Takes Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hand underwater, now I can't breathe
Original Lyrics:
Head underwater, now I can't breathe
Fergie's, "Clumsy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat humping Girl cat humping
Original Lyrics:
Can't help it The girl can't help it
Gorillaz's, "Tomorrow Comes Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no killer to see
Original Lyrics:
Got no camera to see
Kelly Clarkson's, "Breakaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grew up in a smoke stack
Original Lyrics:
Grew up in a small town
Lasgo's, "Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is Dunkin'
Original Lyrics:
There is something
Misheard Lyrics:
Want to get a car and go to Chick-fil-A
Original Lyrics:
Want to get a car and just drive away
Puddle Of Mudd's, "Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
You went to Philly
Original Lyrics:
You need to feel me
Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so heavy
Original Lyrics:
It's not healthy
S Club 7's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep deprivation
Original Lyrics:
Sweet anticipation
The Cure's, "Taking Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
But tonight I cry with you
Original Lyrics:
But tonight I climb with you
The White Stripes', "Fell in Love with a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in love with the girl
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with the world
Toni Braxton's, "He Wasn't Man Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget to have a birth or Don't forget to give birth
Original Lyrics:
Don't you forget I had him first?
 
2010s
Ava Max's, "Sweet But Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause she tasers me
Don't sugarcoat it
Original Lyrics:
'Cause she tastes so sweet
Don't sugarcoat it
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