Happy Christmas Auntie Peggy
by
Paul Curtis

 

For Christmas I bought my auntie
A brand new wooden leg
I didn't have it specially made
I  bought it off the peg
You may say it's not a nice gift
You might think that it's a killer
It wasn't her main present though
It was just a stocking filler

 


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